Archive for May, 2009

Cleveland delenda est

Sunday, May 31st, 2009

Usqueuque idem eadem idem

I stared at the TV for a while.  Then, I stared some more with my hands wrapped around my face.  Karen said something to me.  I didn’t hear her and I didn’t acknowledge her.  I shuffled listlessly to the kitchen and reached into the cabinet, like countless times before. 

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Don’t Look Now

Sunday, May 31st, 2009

But since coming off the DL Chien-Ming Wang has cut his ERA by more than half… to 16.07. Two earned runs in eight innings pitched; maybe he’s fixed. If the Yanks keep this up I may start hoping for more than a week of post-season play in the Bronx.

Bay vs. Manny - defensively — abridged version

Friday, May 29th, 2009

I’ll spare you the details (thus the “abridged version), but suffice to say that when examining defensive metrics, surprisingly Manny is generally measured to be a better LF than Jason Bay - though both are below average.  Many fans and media use “hustle” as the lone metric when assessing defensive value.  Manny doesn’t usually appear to be hustling, so the general conclusion is he’s not that good defensively - and he’s not, but…. Bay does usually appear to be hustling, so the general conclusion is that he *is* good defensively.  Unfortunately, he’s actually not very good in absolute terms (based on the actual, unbiased defensive metrics) and probably not even as good as Manny (based on the actual, unbiased defensive metrics).
 
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Just not the Lakers… please

Friday, May 29th, 2009

A lifelong Celtics fan, before the playoffs, I resigned myself to the fact that the Celtics wouldn’t repeat.  Barring a miracle, I decided I’d like to see Lebron lead the Cavs to a title in the alternative.  But if Lebron can’t/doesn’t, then I’m left with… just not the Lakers please.  I suspect I’m not alone among Celtics fans - as the Lakers are a longtime rival and natural “enemy”.
 
Every NBA season, I have two desires, in this order:  (1) Celtics win the title, or at least (2) Lakers don’t win the title.
 
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Whither Hank?

Friday, May 29th, 2009

Anybody know what happened to Hank Steinbrenner?  Is he in witness protection or something?  Is he stranded on a deserted isle?  Where’d he go?  Is he like Super Joe Charboneau, a one-year wonder who burst onto the scene and steals the show (and the RoY from Dave Stapleton, but I’m not bitter)… only to do nothing after that?
 
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Worse than I thought

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009

A few years ago, when Vince Carter decided to go 1 on 5 for an entire 4th quarter against the Rapters in a first round playoff series, I wrote off the NBA…. it had basically in my mind become unwatchable.  I haven’t seen a game since.

Last night I was at the Brewer Game and stopped into TGI Friday’s on my way out.  The Cavs/Magic game was on with 6 seconds left in regulation…..Cavs by 1… Magic ball…. OK.. I’ll check out the ending.  Lewis hits a turnaround 3 pointer with 4 seconds left.  When he shot it I thought it was a terrible shot.  First, he looked like he rushed the shot, and second, he had plenty of time and left too much time on the clock. (more…)

Yankee Stadium: Empty Seats Are The Most Precious Of All

Tuesday, May 19th, 2009

Why would the Yankees charge up to $2,500 for a seat amid the worst economic downturn since the 1930’s? And faced with scores of embarrassingly visible empty seats, why would they cut prices on less astronomically-prices seats while leaving the $2,500 price point intact? Wishful thinking undoubtedly played a role, but for the primary driver I suspect one need look no further than the tax code.

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A Tale of Two Suspensions

Monday, May 18th, 2009

Manny Ramirez was just suspended for using drugs for his lady parts that were on the list of banned substances. MLB told him what he tested positive for, which was on the list, and has no legitimate utility to Ramirez (unless he really does have lady bits) and most people can probably agree that the process was reasonably fair.

Contrast that with the experience of NASCAR driver Jeremy Mayfield. He was just suspended by NASCAR for failing a drug test. For what drug? NASCAR won’t say. Was it on the list of proscribed substances? Well, no, because no such list exists. Mayfield says he is on a prescription drug and also took Claritin D for severe allergies; there is seemingly credible speculation that NASCAR’s silence is in part due to an unwilingness to offend Schering-Plough, whose Claritin brand is a sponsor of driver Carl Edwards.

Each sport is effectively “run” by someone for whom I have little regard; Bud Selig is a liar and a scoundrel, but Brian France strikes me as a truly Faulknerian idiot man-child. I guess the difference is the legacy of Marvin Miller in baseball, compared with the largely unchecked power of the sanctioning body in racing (as evidenced by the pathetic obsequiousness of EVERYONE in the sport when discussing the sanctioning body and the France family).

Other Alternatives to Top Seats at Yankee Stadium

Monday, May 18th, 2009

I think one of the things that bothers me most about the Yankees’ new white elephant is that it almost seems explicitly designed to appeal to the worst instincts in people. That is, even though there remain plenty of New Yorkers who can afford to spend $5,000 to watch, say the Cleveland Indians on a Tuesday night from the best seats in the house, I think doing so says something very unflattering about them. The poshest neighborhood in town - the upper east side - is adjacent to one of the worst - spanish harlem - so its not really possible to live here and be unaware of what two front-row seats at Yankee Stadium translates to for, say, those who live within walking distance of the Stadium. Among other options for the $5,000 burning a hole in one’s pocket would be watching the game from the bleachers (or on TV) in addition to:

Tuition for two children to leave New York’s rancid public schools and attend a quality private school that dramatically raises the probability of graduation, and matriculation to college:

http://www.innercitysf.org/csp.html

Surgery for 20 children to rectify cleft palates:

http://www.smiletrain.org/site/PageServer?pagename=home_b&pw_id=2721
Pay for 2 or 3 families to travel to be with a critically wounded soldier:

http://www.specialops.org/?page=Programs

I’ve been a Yankees fan since before anyone in Boston knew or cared who Bucky Dent was. And I really enjoy spending an evening watching a game and drinking beer. And I want the Yankees to have the wherewithal to be able to afford top talent. But damn. There are significant enough games that those seats might be worth $2,500 each to me, but even then, consuming that much value in that way would, I think, just feel too self-indulgent for me to pull the trigger, or to fully enjoy it if I did.

Not Since The Wilson Administration

Monday, May 18th, 2009

Has New York gone this long without a World Series Championship by one of its teams. It is 8 years and counting since the Yankees dismantled the Mets in the 2000 Subway Series. The longest-ever stretch was the 15 years between the New York Giants wins in 1905 and 1921. The third longest was the seven years between the Yankees’ 1978 win and the Mets’ victory in 1986. It wasn’t like this when Giuliani was in charge. The horror… the horror…