A Shite State of Affairs

October 23rd, 2007 by Tank

The Yankees folded like a bunch of little girls in the playoffs… again. The Vikings suck. The Red Sox won the pennant in dramatic fashion and the Patriots administer sound thrashings to all comers. Oh, and while Al Qaeda operative Jeff Gordon leads the Chase for the Nextel Cup, Tony Stewart languishes more than 200 points behind him with just four races left. It seems like every time I turn on ESPN, I am left to quote either Dean Wormer, the Bishop from Caddyshack, or Vinny the Vooch. Maybe I’ll start watching rugby and see how that turns out.

2 Responses to “A Shite State of Affairs”

  1. Cliffy Says:

    Well… the NHL season has begun, so at least you have the Rangers… heh-heh-heh.

  2. Tank Says:

    Oh, I had actually managed to momentarily blot out of my consciousness the Jimmy Dolan reign of terror over the Rangers and Knicks. Thanks for reminding me. I don’t even have a movie quote to voice my anguish over that one. Oh, wait, yes i do:

    You using the whole fist there, doc?

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